Alhamdullilah Lawak Pendek aku dah yg ketujuh sekarang.....
Ok kawan-kawan boleh baca ni
Nenek Tua
Seorang nenek berusia 65 tahun
melahirkan seorang anak. Rakan-rakannya datang berkunjung untuk
menjenguknya. Ketika mereka ingin melihat bayi nenek tersebut, nenek itu
berkata “Nanti dulu”. Beberapa minit kemudian mereka berkata ingin
melihat bayi itu lagi. Tetapi nenek itu tetap berkata “Nanti dulu”.
Akhirnya mereka bertanya : “Bila kami boleh melihat bayi engkau..?”
“Bila dia menangis”. “Kenapa kami harus tunggu sampai dia menangis?”
“Sebabnya aku lupa.. dimana aku letak bayiku tadi..”
Panadol
Asari melihat rakannya, Ajoi
sedang membuat kopi. Kemudian memasukkan sebutir ubat panadol ke
dalamnya. Dengan kehairanan Asari bertanya kepada Ajoi…
Asari: “Kenapa kau masukkan panadol dalam kopi tu?”
Ajoi: “Kopi ni panas… bagi panadol kurang sikit panas dia…”
Mayat
Seorang pegawai polis masuk ke
bilik mayat sebuah hospital untuk menyiasat punca kematian tiga lelaki
sekaligus. Selepas memeriksa mayat-mayat itu, dia bertanya kepada
penjaga bilik berkenaan.
Polis : Mengapa ketiga-tiga mayat tersenyum?
Penjaga : Lelaki pertama sedang bersanding, apabila tiba2 diserang strok.
Lelaki kedua pula khabarnya menang loteri dan mati serangan sakit jantung
manakala yg ketiga disambar petir.
Polis : Hah! Kenapa disambar petir pun tersenyum?
Penjaga : Masa tu dia ingat orang sedang ambil gambarnya… tangannya pon sedang menunjukkan tanda “peace”…
20 comments:
kesiannya nenek tua tu.. anak pun sepah-sepah je letak eh.. laki dia p mana?? ;)
hahaha !! tak logik nya letak panadol ?? erkk :p
yg pertama tak boleh blah :P hahahahahaha
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hahahahah ada2 ajah sob cerita nya....
terinspirasi dari mana sob...^_^
hehehehe :-)
hahahaha
nice post :)
ditunggu kunjungan baliknya yaah ,
salam super sahabat,
tetap semangat dan sukses selalu ya
ditunggu kunjungan baliknya :)
Kocak abis, gan!
Submit aja blognya di direktori saya gan! :)
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makaih gan informasinya
kwang kwang kwang..nasib baik bayi buleh nangis..
maksih banyak gan infonya
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maybe I would often visit here.
o it I also got the info:
Ways Assigned the Money from the Internet
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