Thursday, 7 June 2012

Lawak Pendek 7

Alhamdullilah Lawak Pendek aku dah yg ketujuh sekarang.....
Ok kawan-kawan boleh baca ni

Nenek Tua

Seorang nenek berusia 65 tahun melahirkan seorang anak. Rakan-rakannya datang berkunjung untuk menjenguknya. Ketika mereka ingin melihat bayi nenek tersebut, nenek itu berkata “Nanti dulu”. Beberapa minit kemudian mereka berkata ingin melihat bayi itu lagi. Tetapi nenek itu tetap berkata “Nanti dulu”. Akhirnya mereka bertanya : “Bila kami boleh melihat bayi engkau..?” “Bila dia menangis”. “Kenapa kami harus tunggu sampai dia menangis?” “Sebabnya aku lupa.. dimana aku letak bayiku tadi..”
 
Panadol

Asari melihat rakannya, Ajoi sedang membuat kopi. Kemudian memasukkan sebutir ubat panadol ke dalamnya. Dengan kehairanan Asari bertanya kepada Ajoi…
Asari: “Kenapa kau masukkan panadol dalam kopi tu?”
Ajoi: “Kopi ni panas… bagi panadol kurang sikit panas dia…”


 Mayat

Seorang pegawai polis masuk ke bilik mayat sebuah hospital untuk menyiasat punca kematian tiga lelaki sekaligus. Selepas memeriksa mayat-mayat itu, dia bertanya kepada penjaga bilik berkenaan.
Polis : Mengapa ketiga-tiga mayat tersenyum?
Penjaga : Lelaki pertama sedang bersanding, apabila tiba2 diserang strok.
Lelaki kedua pula khabarnya menang loteri dan mati serangan sakit jantung
manakala yg ketiga disambar petir.
Polis : Hah! Kenapa disambar petir pun tersenyum?
Penjaga : Masa tu dia ingat orang sedang ambil gambarnya… tangannya pon sedang menunjukkan tanda “peace”…

22 comments:

babycomel said...

kesiannya nenek tua tu.. anak pun sepah-sepah je letak eh.. laki dia p mana?? ;)

Amalina Ulya said...

hahaha !! tak logik nya letak panadol ?? erkk :p

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Outbound di Malang said...

nice post :)
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saifudin said...

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tetap semangat dan sukses selalu ya
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