Saturday, 31 December 2011

Lawak Inggeris

1. When ur life is in darkness... ...
Pray 2 God and ask Him 2 free u from darkness... .. and
If u r still in darkness..Pls pay ur TNB bill.

2. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,
You can be sure of one thing;
Either the car is new or the wife.

3. An angry china man entered a shop and shouted :
Where's my free gift with this cooking oil?
Shopkeeper : What free gift??
China man : Oi, here got put "Cholesterol FREE!"

4. If u need ADVICE, SMS ME,
If u need DARLING, CALL ME,
If u need HELP, E-MAIL ME,
IF U NEED MONEY, Nombor yang anda dail, tiada dalam perkhidmatan kami, TerimaKasih.

3 comments:

susulemakmanis said...

akak xpndai bi!ngeh2x

cik pinaz said...

cewah , lawak b.i pulak .. hehe

Farid said...

muahaha....x pandai la sngat kak oii....ni dh rojakk